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FIRST LECTURE OF TEACHER

The teacher closed himself in his chamber for a month to prepare for his first lecture. 

He  appeared in the class room. He was carrying Attendance Register,     chalk box and a duster, we had to consider him as a lecturer. When he started teaching, students requested him not to cover that topic because it belonged previous year’s syllabus. 

The teacher had prepared this topic and was not ready for  any change. He asked us to listen to his ‘well prepared’ discourse (any how); the students were not prepared to this unwanted lecture and therefore started making noise.

Some of the students closed the door and windows so that other classes are not disturbed.

Ultimately, teacher got the signal and requested students to keep quiet.Then he decided to start taking attendance at the middle of the period. On calling their name, the students stood up but kept silent, without uttering a word.

The teacher left the class and never returned to teach us in future.

अतिथि मन

रात का तीसरा पहर - अंधी हवा गुदगुदाने लगी है! शरीर कपड़ों को चाहने लगा है, ओस चुपचाप उतर रही है -मुंह दिखाई के लिए॰  मैदान भी ओस ओढ़ कर सो रहे हैं. और ब्रम्हचारी दिनों का तप निस्तेज होने वाला है ... यह लो! घूमने के दिन आगये - अतिथि दिन - मन कभी इधर, कभी उधर -  पता ही नहीं चलता कि कहाँ घूम आया है यह मन !

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