Thursday, July 3, 2014

We are eagerly waiting for a golden dawn

Engineering Practical Examination


*The external had arrived, all the instruments kept hidden in cupboards till now came come out and displayed on the table. The examiner picked up Screw gage and asked me,
“What is this instrument?”
I said “it is Screw gauge, used for measuring pitch of screws, Sir!”
He opened one and asked me, “Can you tell me the TPI (threads per inch)  of this gauge?”
I said, “4 TPI”
The examiner got annoyed and raised his voice “Did you memorize it before reaching here?”
“No Sir, it is written on the gauge itself.”

Monday, May 26, 2014

WRONG CHOICE

Engineering Excellence


The practical viva voce was going on, the external examiner asked, “If A. C. motor is connected to D. C. supply, what you think will it work?”
The student thought for some time and replied, “It will definitely work Sir, but….. वो मजा नहीं आयगा”

Saturday, May 3, 2014

Rehersal .....?


राष्ट्रपति प्रसन्न है, अशोक चक्र प्रदान कर रहे हैं एक शूरवीर की असमय विधवा को ..जिसके   चेहर पर वेदना है पीड़ा है जो उसने झेली है.. उसने झेली थी. जो नहीं रहा- उसे उस मर्मान्तक दृश्य की बार बार याद दिलाई जाती है, कम से कम पंद्रह बार पूर्वाभ्यास भी  करना पडा होगा .. बेचारी ...  गर्व का दिन पीडाओं को और गहरी कर गया